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Breakfast Serial Episode 6: The Glade

By Todd French | April 23, 2011

Sam wasn’t sure exactly what he was getting himself into.  The more he thought about it the more perplexed he became.  Throughout his life of faith he had always taken concepts like angels, demons, and the spiritual warfare they signified to be at best figurative, and honestly more like icons to an intellectual struggle to work out salvation.  If what he’d experienced over the last few hours was true, and he had no indications it wasn’t, then everything he’d thought and believed his entire life was off base, and significantly to boot.

When pressed by the older gentlemen for an answer on his call to action, who said he was called Jeb, he had nodded in the affirmative.  The resolve of that nod was however anything but firm.  He’d seen his figurative ideas of faith blow away like chaff in a strong wind.  He wasn’t sure exactly what that left him with really.  He’d never been much of a ‘take it all literally’ sort of Christian.  And yet he was now faced with a reality that meant nothing but a literal interpretation would suffice.  It was a bewildering world he now faced.

Jeb must have sensed his internal struggle, and leaned over to check his wound again.  He spoke, “It looks like the bleeding has stopped.  It’s a lot to take in given the short span of time you’ve experienced it in I know.  Do you think you can move?”

Sam leaned forward and began the painful move upward and replied, “I can.  I am just not sure how far.”

Jeb put his arm around Sam and helped him up, “Don’t worry, it’s not far.  We will be there before you know it.”  And they were off.

Sam didn’t remember most of the trip.  He somehow managed to put one foot in front of the other through the thick underbrush and fecund undergrowth.  Jeb seemed to be able to both guide his steps and still make good time through the woods.

In no time at all they had arrived at the destination.  And this is when things took another turn for the surreal.  Jeb seemed to be ill at ease.  Sam could only believe that things were not as Jeb had left them, and that something was wrong.  They stopped a few yards short of the edge of the glade, and Jeb eased Sam down to the ground and leaned him up against a mature oak tree.  He put a finger up to his lips in a sort of ‘shush’ motion, and then he disappeared into the brush.

He wasn’t gone long before Sam saw the source of the problem.  One of the bansheers was in the middle of the glade sitting atop a pile of rubbish of some sort thrashing wildly, and grunting in what Sam could only assume was an unhappy low tone.  Pieces of the rubbish pile were being tossed to and fro without concern by the creature as it seemed to be intent on finding something.  Sam saw clothes, canvas, and other things being tossed high into the air by it.  Sam wasn’t sure what to make of it all honestly.

The next time Sam caught sight of Jeb he spotted him kneeling inside the glade itself, in what he could only assume was prayer.  And he stood and spoke in a booming voice, “In the name of the father, I bind you to your fate.  I cast your lot into Gehenna where the fire is not quenched.  Go willingly now and you will not suffer further harm.”

The beast turned and regarded Jeb for the first time.  For a tense few moments, it stared intently at Jeb as if staring into the fabric of his soul.  And then it retorted in a voice that Sam wasn’t sure was physical that had a tone like fingernails on a chalk board, “You are not the master of my fate.  You hold no power over me.  I am bound for the day of reckoning, and nothing short of that.  You are a trifling thing.  Die now like your darling bride old man.”

With the massive beast launched itself in a headlong charge.  Sam wasn’t sure what chance the old man had against the beast.  He wasn’t sure what that meant for his own fate.   It all boiled down to whether a frail looking old man could best something that looked like it was belched out of a John Carpenter nightmare.  Sam wasn’t sure what the odds were, but he was fairly sure they weren’t high.

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Breakfast Serial Episode 4: Evil Makes an Entrance

By Todd French | April 9, 2011

When Rhona Lammas awoke that morning she knew something was wrong.  Not in that, ‘its damp and my hair will look like crap all day’ sort of way.  Rather in that, ‘something in the universe is totally off, and lives could be lost now’ sort of a way.  Not being the sort of person that is driven by emotionalism or hysterical fervor, she knew this impression on her psyche to be the genuine article.  She knew this, because her long experience in these matters had taught her well.

As she quietly rose from her cot in the sparsely furnished tent that she called home, she weighed the impression.  She took its full measure and came to terms with its dimensions.  The more familiar she became with the particulars of its height and breadth, the more concerned she became.  Under normal circumstances she was able to make some sense of the impression at least in terms of source, focus, intent, and potential destinations.  In this case, she was unable to lay hold of any of that.

The more she focused on it, the more her own personal hackles began to go up around this impression.  In her most honest moment, she admitted if only to her, that she was fearful for her own safety.  The life she lived in the wilderness with her husband of approaching a half century was fraught with peril.  Anything could go wrong in the deeps of the forest, and no one would be the wiser.  She could pass from this life without so much as a blink from the world around her, and there would be little that would notice apart from her husband.

It was at this point that Rhona realized she had been pacing aggressively again, and wearing a deep path into the ground under the tent.  She did that from time to time, more so when she focused intently on spiritual matters.  She stopped the pacing and stepped out of her tent into the glade that was for all intents and purposes her entire world.

As she stood there she wondered how much longer her husband was going to be gone.  He had gone down to the Fox creek early in the morning, before the sun was even up to check for truffles and ginseng.  And now with the morning pretty well spent, she knew he’d been gone entirely too long for that task.  “What’s keeping him?”  She muttered under her breath.

And in that next instant, all of the information she wanted about the impression became crystal clear.  As a beast from her nightmares stepped out of the forest and into her glade not even fifty yards from her.  It was a bansheer, a creature that she’d heard Jeb talk about more than once, but that she’d only seen in her mind’s eye and in her nightmares.  It was uglier in person than even her imagination had painted it.

In that instant she knew that this particular one was here for her.  And she was sorely afraid.

Not willing to be consumed by fear she spoke, “I command you in the name of Jesus to flee back to the dank hole you crawled out of.”

It focused its considerable will upon her, and wordlessly intoned, “You have no ability to constrain me.  You have been handed over to me.  Your time has come, and I am here to claim your ending.”

The creature’s words left her puzzled and confused.  She lived the life her creator had called her to.  She’d been as faithful to the holy text as she could.  And her entire life was focused on living out her calling in relationship with her savior.  To have this situation befall her didn’t make any sense.  A bear, a coyote, a snake, or a wolf that would have made sense, but to be handed over to a servant of the dark one, that was devoid of logic.

In that moment she did the only thing she knew, she responded in the only way that made sense.  She knelt and prayed fervently for her direct and immediate salvation.  She prayed for her husband’s immediate return from the creek.

Either sensing what she was doing, or knowing full well the only response a person of faith would have to such a situation, it bull-rushed her, head down at an amazing speed, an unearthly speed.  She knew she would feel its long claws in mere moments.  She prayed her end would come quickly if her salvation was not immediately to be had.  She didn’t want to be a plaything for this beast.  And as she prayed the sweetness of unconsciousness consumed her.

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Breakfast Serial Episose 2: The Fall

By Todd French | March 26, 2011

Falling

The next sensation to grasp Sam was the acute vertigo of falling.  It was a mix somewhere between a graceless tumble and a gravity infused impact.

Sam came to a sudden and sharp stop after the short fall face first in the muck and mire of the banks of the swollen Fox creek.  The impact was as painful as it was disorienting.  Stopping a full grown human frame with one’s face can never be anything less.

It took a few seconds for awareness to return to him.  In those scant few seconds he noticed the area under the bridge was a mix of mud and muck strewn with a solid layer of the detritus and debris of human existence.  It was awash with a thick black brackish water that contained an odd smelling mixture of nature’s fecundity combined with an over powering stench somewhere south of a rotting corpse.

Look up here

The voice he had heard earlier returned to the center of Sam’s brain.  Unsure where ‘here’ really meant he hoped that gingerly rolling over to protect his wounded shoulder and looking up would suffice.  It was at this point that he gasped in shocked horror as he gazed upon the creature in all its glory.

The best was as dark as an unlit cave at night.  All its features fused with the hue of obsidian.  It was covered with something that was somewhere between dirty matted hair and a dense coat of black fur.  As it hung effortlessly off the side of the bridge, Sam realized this creature couldn’t be anything near naturally occurring.

It possessed a seven foot frame that was massively built and thickly muscled.  Its arms and legs looked almost identical so much so that it was hard to tell its arms from its legs and its hands from its feet.  Each appendage was apportioned with a group of six inch razor-like claws.  Which Sam took as great news, sarcasm intended.

Sam did however suppose the face was the worst of it.  It had the features of a large ape crossed with a greater reptile.  And it was crushed together into a leering grin that exposed a mouth full of sharp and absolutely pointed teeth. The total effect came off somewhere between something out of one of Sam’s alcohol fueled night terrors and a painting of a demented clown.

Knowing that anything from this point on was all bad with this thing, Sam considered his options.  The creature could have killed him outright at any point.  It occupied an elevated position over him, and could come crashing down on him at any moment it chose.  He was alive either purely out of the graces of whatever this thing was or because it was a bit like a cat in that it wanted to play with its prey for a bit before the kill.

And then it nodded.  And the nod explained everything he had just thought was absolutely right.  Somehow the creature was able to read Sam’s thoughts and speak into his brain, add that to all of its other abilities and this behemoth was nigh on unbeatable.

Sam’s options were very thin.  He was too far from any viable cover under the bridge, and wasn’t sure what ‘viable’ cover really meant in the face of this thing.  He tensed up preparing to make some move.  And that action broke the stalemate.  It launched itself into the air, noiselessly, silently, and gracefully.  For all its ugliness, there was a certain beauty to how it moved.  It made the movements look easy, and without any effort.

Staring at the beast as it fell at him claws extended, Sam made the only choice that made any sense, the only rational choice one could make facing something like this.  He only hoped that it was the right one.

Read Part 1 – The Bridge

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Stay Thirsty my Friends

By Todd French | November 28, 2010

Dos Equis has started running a series of commercials that are in a word, unique. They revolve around a man described as, ‘the most interesting man in the world’. They explain who he is and why he holds that title. The list of accomplishments and reasons for which he holds the title are as garishly over the top as they impossible to have ever attained. It’s fair to say that I love the commercials. If I drank beer, which I don’t, it would be safe to say that I would be interested in trying Dos Equis.

There is a curious way that each of the commercials ends. It ends with the gentleman described as, ‘the most interesting man in the world’, holding a Dos Equis and saying, “Stay thirsty my friends”. I find this closing tag line to be profound. In the context of the commercial it means, ‘live your life in such an active, extroverted, and interesting way, that you are always thirsty for more of the nectar that feeds this existence’. And the concept is typical of most marketing, by linking the drinking of a particular type of beer with amazing things, as if these things are only possible by drinking this beer.

Allow me to make a simple confession, I despise marketing. I think it is a particularly craven fashion to entice people into doing something that they might not otherwise be interested in doing. And this commercial is no different than any of the rest. This particular closing tag line hits me in a different place though. It strikes me as a clarion call to a different sort of life. When separated from the context of the commercial, it sounds almost like something our savior might say, something we might hear from our God.

I can almost imagine those words coming from our savior, our creator, and our God, ‘following me is a tough task, and if you do it right you’ll always be thirsty, so stay thirsty my friends’. The life we are called to by our savior is and should be viewed in the context of ‘the most interesting man in the world’. The tasks we are called to in this life are no less garishly over the top when viewed from a God centered context. The long and short of it is this, we are charged with being the light in a very dark place. We are tasked with being the salt that preserves all that it comes in contact with. We are tasked with the redeemer kinsman for those that have fallen down and can’t get up.

And viewing that kind of life and tasking allow me to heartily say, “Stay thirsty my friends”.

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Round One

By Todd French | April 30, 2010

There are moments in my life when I hate to admit that I was right.  There are moments when I want to be wrong, when I will do just about anything to be wrong.  This weekend held one of those moments for me.  Let me explain, in a recent blog post, I predicted that Jennifer Knapp’s recent admission to being a lesbian would erupt into a full-fledged battle in the culture war.  I wanted to be wrong about my prediction.  I would have preferred that my analysis of the underlying event and everything about ir was incorrect.  Sadly, it was not to be.

On Friday night round one in the culture war slugfest that is the Jennifer Knapp dilemma took place.  It happened on Larry King Live of all places.  It included Jennifer, Larry King, Bob Botsford, and Ted Haggart.  The event was cordial and polite with all parties in this round attempting to be on their best behavior, (I guess aiming for style points from the judges mostly).  The politeness with which it took place might allow one to think it was not a bare-knuckled brawl of the highest order, which it was.

It was a polite brawl is the best way that I can describe it.  All the people involved looked exactly as I figured they would, cheap dime store caricatures of who they were.  Everyone looked petty and small in my estimation.  No one came out looking like a rose.  Everyone took serious wounds coming out of the altercation.  The cause of Christ was set back on Friday night.  And new reasons to think Christians are mean-spirited were given to anyone watching that needed one.

It was hard for me to watch.  I wanted to yell, ‘just shut up’ at my television, but I couldn’t, as the rest of my family was sleeping at the time I watched it.  I wanted to turn it off, but I couldn’t.  It was like watching the train wreck you know is going to happen that eventually does.   It made me sad.  And I think it made all of Heaven sad.

Let me explain why…  Everyone involved made the work of the Kingdom all the more difficult as a result of the broadcast.  It made it harder for people truly trying to help their neighbor wherever they find them.  It made it harder for anyone carrying a cup of water in the name of Christ.  It hardened hearts, and closed ears.  It cast mud on the name of Christ, and left every believer trying to be about the calling of their creator with a black eye.

There were no successes as a result of the broadcast.  It wasn’t possible for there to be any.  Why Mr. Botsford went on the show at all is beyond me?  He knew he wasn’t going to be able to change Ms. Knapp’s mind.  He knew he wasn’t going to convince her with rhetorical flourishes and sound logic.  It just wasn’t in the cards.  She wasn’t going to break down in tears and repent on national television.  If the goal was to convince Jennifer on the subject of Biblical truth, then going on Larry King was the wrong venue for it.

These sorts of things have to happen in private.  They have to happen in the context of a relationship.  It is only in the comfort and security of a meaningful relationship that one person can share truth with another one, with any hope of success.  This is something Mr. Botsford I assure you already knew.  Which leads me to ask, why did he go on the show at all?  Why did he seek the confrontation?  I don’t know the answer to my questions right now.  I can only guess at his possible motives, and my mind won’t let me assign pure ones to his actions.

The right way to handle this issue is to show the love of Jesus.  People have to know how much you care before they will ever care what you think.  People of faith need to be expressive of the love of Christ to the wounded and the broken among us.  We need to live the lessons of the parable of the Good Samaritan.  That man didn’t ask how the victim came to that place.  He didn’t query the nature of the victim’s perspective on hot button issues to determine whether or not his neighbor was worthy of his aid.  He rolled up his sleeves, and cleaned his wounds, and bound his injuries.  He took the man to a place where he knew aid could be rendered to the injured, and the paid for the care.

So our response to these issues must be…  We must hold the broken and the battered.  We must help them with their wounds.  We must take them to the healer, (which we aren’t by the way), so that they can get the care they need.  In this description, you haven’t heard one ounce of judgment or condemnation.  That isn’t our role.  That isn’t ever going to be our role in these situations!  Our only role is to be there in the midst of pain and agony.  Our only role is to share the essential nature of our spirit with those in need.  Our job isn’t to judge or condemn.  Our job is to be the hands and feet of God’s grace in difficult circumstances.

It won’t be easy to do this.  We won’t feel comfortable in the process.  Our lack of ease or comfort with the task at hand doesn’t relieve us of the requirement of doing so.  It makes the clarion call upon us all the more urgent to step up to our task.  The more we love without pretext, and share the wealth of our hearts without precondition the less the stereotypes and caricatures will  fit us.  The less we act like heartless bullies on steroids, the more we will be able to help people and actually advance the Kingdom of Christ.

Acting in this fashion doesn’t justify the sin of others.  It accepts that our role has nothing to do with judgment or condemnation.  The task of making people aware of their sin, the righteousness of God, and judgment to come belongs to the Holy Spirit.  Our impersonation of the Holy Spirit is pathetic at best, and comes off as petty and thuggish.  We have none of the Holy Spirit’s deft and delicate touch.  We are the spiritual equivalent of a bull in a china shop in these circumstances.  We need to seek first to love and to comfort those in desperate need of the Grace of Almighty God!  Anything less doesn’t measure up to the calling that has been place upon our hearts, minds, and souls.

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